Jeff Weinstein Raised by “Feral” Robots :

Perusing the large GDC program guide that was given to us at the Game Developer’s Conference this year, I noticed something when going through the list of attending speakers. Jeff Weinstein, an employee at PopCap games, had the most interesting little blurb. Now, in the booklet - the last sentence is bolded - making it an even sweeter paragraph. I typed into Google: “Jeff Weinstein Eye Lasers” and got the speaker bio for him on the GDC website. Clicking curiously, I read it over and noticed that not only is Mr.Weinstein the proud owner of eye-lasers, he was also raised by feral robots. Let me repeat that: FERAL robots. Take a look!

“Originally from Chicago, Jeff was raised by feral robots. Jeff joined PopCap as one of the first employees back in 2002 when the company was first starting to expand. He was the programmer on TyperShark, AstroPop and most recently, Bookworm Adventures where he shared a design credit. Understanding that casual games are played predominantly by people not used to video games, Jeff is adept at making games intuitive and engaging and doesn’t shy away from spending as long as it takes to make a top quality product. In addition to his background in the casual gaming industry, Jeff has an avid music interest and ran a techno (not trance) record label for 2 years. He also has eye-lasers.” (Source: cmpevents.com)

Whoever this guy is, I want to meet him and make babies with him. End scene.