Even The Gods Have Legos and Lose Them Just As Easily:

An Australian news source reported that an 8-foot tall Lego Man was rescued from the sea infront of a Dutch resort on Tuesday. Yes, you read that right - an 8-foot tall LEGO MAN was rescued from the OCEAN. The only thing that makes that entire first sentence stranger, is that he was near a Dutch resort. Why the Dutch? We have perfectly good oceans near the United States that he could swim by. Did he lose his map? Jesus.

Anyways, the humongous Lego Man was then pulled ashore and righted while staff there at the resort think that he was floating from England. That’s a long way to go floating around without anyone looking for you. Perhaps he was swimming away from something. Does anybody still have those Lego Sharks? I think we should keep an eye out.

(Did anyone else notice his t-shirt? I think it’s supposed to read “No More Real Than You Are”. And if that’s the case: Ouch, British People Who Make Ginormous Lego Men. Ouch.) 

(Source: news.com.au )