Do Narcoleptics Even ENJOY Music? The iPod Speaker Craze:

I’m about sick and fcuking (spelled incorrectly on purpose, shut up.) tired of all these pillow iPod speakers. Are we serious? Are we masking the fact you can barely hear out of them with the fact it’s buried in six inches of fluff and shag carpeting? Someone tell me who thought up this idea to make every single object in the known world - an iPod speaker, because they need to have their taint removed with a baseball bat that’s covered in nails.

Here, take a look at the more obnoxiously overboard items that people have made in the name of iPod speakers.

Hamalamma Schlingshlong’s iPod Speaker Pillow. We’ve covered their products here before and these people are the true snake oil salesmen. “Oooh, I can listen AND relax? WE COULD NEVER DO THAT UNTIL NOW!!111″. Idiots.

Sega’s iDog and Random iAnimal Products are by far the most obnoxious of the iPod speakers because they don’t serve any purpose other than to terrify you. See that picture? That’s a PISSED OFF iDog. Why? Because he and his kind don’t approve of the Bright Eyes that you’re forcing on it. Knock that gay crap off.

The iCarta iPod Toilet Paper Dispenser is basically created because everyone knows you’re certifiably insane, but you need to do something to give them basis to sign those Institution papers. The iPod COMES WITH EARBUDS, but that’s not good enough for you because you want people to know you’re rocking out to Kelly Clarkson while taking a dump. No, we get it. Totally. You’re right, that makes sense.

Since I have went ahead and shown you the cream of the crop, show me some of the stranger ones you’ve seen and we’ll feature them, possibly even review them in the future. I mean, part of what makes this work so much fun is reviewing products you know will be terrible. What else would I have to bitch about?